I am getting ready for that dreaded day
Moet nie worry nie, voor ek oor die straat loop kyk ek lings, regs en weer lings om te sien of daar dalk een aankom.
Wish to and will be cremated without a service.
Should I land up in a church ceremony I shall rise from the dead and there will be ggggroot kak.
Have received permission for a goodbye party to be held at Sheena's pub in Randparkridge, cash bar will be available. Will approach Gigi from Lollipop Lounge to bring some dancing girls along. Hope to see you there.
Not to to be a burden to others, I have opened and deposited funds in a special savings account with my daughter as an admin and signatory to help carry the cost of my cremation (approximately R7500.00). Donations are welcome and will be acknowledged publicly. Have already received pledges from Umkhonto we Sizwe Veterans Fund and the Salvation Army.
Capitec Bank 1615755371
Read the above carefully once more and please obey my wishes. You may comment should you not agree.
Thanks to all family, friends, and acquaintances for assisting me in living a great life.
Moet nie worry nie, voor ek oor die straat loop kyk ek lings, regs en weer lings om te sien of daar dalk een aankom.
Wish to and will be cremated without a service.
Should I land up in a church ceremony I shall rise from the dead and there will be ggggroot kak.
Have received permission for a goodbye party to be held at Sheena's pub in Randparkridge, cash bar will be available. Will approach Gigi from Lollipop Lounge to bring some dancing girls along. Hope to see you there.
Not to to be a burden to others, I have opened and deposited funds in a special savings account with my daughter as an admin and signatory to help carry the cost of my cremation (approximately R7500.00). Donations are welcome and will be acknowledged publicly. Have already received pledges from Umkhonto we Sizwe Veterans Fund and the Salvation Army.
Capitec Bank 1615755371
Read the above carefully once more and please obey my wishes. You may comment should you not agree.
Thanks to all family, friends, and acquaintances for assisting me in living a great life.