Do not enter a home without removing your shoes and leaving them in the entrance hall.
Do not wear an overcoat indoors; your host will take offense at your distrust in his central heating system.
Keep a safe following distance as Jaguar and other luxury British car drivers are exempt from using indicators.
Resist being picked up by either sex in a pub. Any request for further advice on this subject will embarrass me and I will resort to pleading the fifth.
Never ask a shop assistant to “speak English” as you will not get served. Rather say, “according to your accent you’re from Paddington, 16 Summer street and, if I’m not mistaken, the penthouse?”
When you are first introduced to someone, shake their right hand with your own right hand.
Do not wear an overcoat indoors; your host will take offense at your distrust in his central heating system.
Keep a safe following distance as Jaguar and other luxury British car drivers are exempt from using indicators.
Resist being picked up by either sex in a pub. Any request for further advice on this subject will embarrass me and I will resort to pleading the fifth.
Never ask a shop assistant to “speak English” as you will not get served. Rather say, “according to your accent you’re from Paddington, 16 Summer street and, if I’m not mistaken, the penthouse?”
When you are first introduced to someone, shake their right hand with your own right hand.
Say 'excuse me' when you burp, ignore bottom burps.
Should you not have tattoos wear long sleeved shirts and slacks to hide the fact, even during a heat wave (anything above 23 degrees).
Do not just “drop in” on neighbors and friends, wait for or request an invitation.
Avoid asking personal questions, it is frowned upon.
When in Liverpool, do not ask why they dress like Russians and what language they speak?
If you find a queue, join it, even if you don’t know what it is for, you might just lose your place in it.
You may insult or criticize children, not pets though; they take dog “lovin” very seriously.
To be very polite, you should eat peas by squashing them against the reverse side of your fork and 'spotted dick' really is a pudding.
Further relevant rules welcome in comments section..